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mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

Me

(via refreshes)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via refreshes)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via joshpeck)

Like I’m so pissed right now.

Seriously no one sees my Tumblr so I post whatever the fuck I want.

I’m never going to like my mom’s boyfriend. Ever.

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mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

Me

(via refreshes)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via refreshes)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via joshpeck)

Like I’m so pissed right now.

Seriously no one sees my Tumblr so I post whatever the fuck I want.

I’m never going to like my mom’s boyfriend. Ever.

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